Sticker rolls, printer, and Seriously Dorky studio workspace
A colorful Seriously Dorky sticker shop interior
meet the human behind seriously dorky

hi, i'm carolina.

professional dork, sticker enthusiast, and a woman who is always fully caffeinated because decaf is a personal attack.

Let's rewind. This whole thing started because I wanted to make things that make people laugh. I can't draw — like, at all, ask anyone, it's tragic — so I either scheme up the designs myself in my own weird brain or team up with genuinely talented artists who can turn my chaotic ideas into something you'd actually want to slap on your water bottle. Either way, there's a very specific kind of giddy, cackling joy that happens when a dumb idea becomes a real product, and honestly? That joy is the whole business plan. There isn't a spreadsheet. There's just vibes and a strong belief that funny stickers make the world slightly more bearable.

When I'm not elbow-deep in designs, I'm doing extremely important things like refreshing my email for my Hogwarts letter (still coming, I refuse to accept otherwise), rewatching Bob's Burgers for what is genuinely an unhinged number of times, and asking way too many follow-up questions about your zodiac sign. I'm not an astrology expert. I will not read your chart. But tell me you're a Scorpio and watch me lean in like you're about to reveal state secrets.

Here's the part that's a little less "ha ha" and a little more real: I've collected enough life trauma along the way to open my own gift shop of emotional baggage. So instead of letting it just sit there being heavy, I turned some of it into mental health awareness stickers — the kind that let you laugh through the hard stuff instead of just white-knuckling your way through it. Every single order — whether it's one sticker or a hundred — gets packed with the same ridiculous amount of care and the same big dumb smile on my face. You are not a number to me. You are a person who is about to receive stickers, and that is exciting.

Here's the truth I want you to walk away with: I am terrified of sharks. Genuinely, deeply, irrationally terrified. And starting this shop felt like jumping straight into the deep, dark, shark-infested ocean anyway — no floaties, no life jacket, just me, a bunch of designs, and a wildly optimistic attitude. If you've got an idea you've been sitting on because you're scared no one will like it, or buy it, or "get" it — I promise you, I get it. I was scared too. I'm still scared. I just decided the stickers were worth the swim.

So welcome to the shop. Grab a sticker, laugh a little, and if you've been thinking about starting your own weird, dorky thing — consider this your permission slip. The water's fine. Probably. I wouldn't know, I'm still swimming as fast as I can.

A colorful Seriously Dorky sticker shop interior

not another sticker shop.

just one weird person making stickers.
for other weird people.

scroll, i've got a story.

find your vibe

your stuff is boring.

whether it's your laptop, water bottle, journal, kindle, phone case, gaming setup, or anything you use every day — every blank surface is just waiting for a little personality.

...every blank surface is just waiting for a little personality. — carolina

there’s a sticker for every you.

these are the things i can't stop making stickers about. if you're into any of them too, we're probably going to get along just fine.

premium quality

built to survive coffee spills, backpack abuse, and everyday chaos.

waterproof

rain? coffee? emotional tears? we’re good.

fade resistant

stays loud long after your latest obsession changes.

built to stick

strong adhesive for every surface that needs some love.

the magic

behind every sticker.

every sticker starts with a weird idea. sometimes it's a joke, sometimes it's a fandom, and sometimes it's something i just can't stop thinking about.

then it becomes something you can laugh at, relate to, and stick almost anywhere.

life changes. your personality evolves. your stickers come with you.
Step 1

weird idea.

funny thought, random meme, or one of those ideas i just couldn't let go of.

Step 2

bring it to life.

i dream up the idea or work with talented artists to bring it to life.

Step 3

order & wait.

order hundreds of stickers and impatiently wait for them to arrive.

Step 4

show them off.

admire the stickers, post the crap out of them, and excitedly wait for orders.

Step 5

ship to new home.

carefully packed by me and shipped off to their forever home.

reviews by sticker lover

you make it
worth it.

every review honestly makes my day. here's what some seriously dorky customers had to say.

5/5

absolutely obsessed!

the quality is way better than i expected. the colors are vibrant, the matte finish looks premium, and it stuck perfectly to my laptop. already planning my next order.
emily r. 5 may, 2026
5/5

perfect gift for sticker lovers

bought a few for my best friend and ended up keeping half of them for myself. they are funny, unique, and feel super durable. shipping was quick too!
jake m. 10 may, 2026
5/5

exactly my vibe

finally found stickers that actually match my personality. i have had one on my water bottle for weeks and it still looks brand new. highly recommend!
sophia l. 13 june, 2026
5/5

every order is a hit

this was my second purchase and the quality has been consistent every time. the designs are hilarious and the packaging is awesome too.
mason t. 15 june, 2026
5/5

waterproof for real!

i have had mine on my stanley cup for over a month. it has been washed countless times and still looks brand new. super impressed.
emily r. 23 june, 2026
5/5

worth every penny

the vinyl feels thick, the adhesive is strong, and the finish is beautiful. you can tell a lot of care goes into making these.
ethan w. 5 July, 2026
5/5

better than the photos

the print quality is insanely sharp and the colors pop. these do not feel like cheap stickers at all. they actually feel premium.

Privacy Policy.

Your Privacy Matters (No Weird Stuff, Promise)

I know privacy policies usually feel like a snooze fest, but this one is actually important. This Privacy Policy explains how my website collects, uses, and shares your personal information when you visit or make a purchase from seriouslydorky.com (the “Site”).

The simple version: my website only collects the information needed to keep your shopping experience smooth, secure, and stress-free. Whether you’re picking out your next favorite sticker or just browsing around, this page explains what information is collected, why it’s needed, and how your data is kept safe while you enjoy your seriously awesome stickers.

Who I Am

I’m Carolina, and my business, Seriously Dorky LLC (“I,” “me,” “my”), is who you’re trusting with your information.

Address: 209 N. Bridge St., Suite 4, Elkin, NC 28621, USA

Email: info@seriouslydorky.com

Website: https://seriouslydorky.com/

Scope

This policy explains how my business collects, uses, discloses, and protects your personal information when you visit my website, place orders, or interact with me.

Information My Business Website Collects:

  • Identifiers and contact: name, email, phone, billing/shipping address.
  • Order and support: purchased items, order notes, returns, messages.
  • Payment info: processed by payment processors (e.g., Visa, Mastercard, American Express, Discover, Google Pay, Apple Pay). I do not store full card numbers.
  • Device and usage: IP address, browser, device type, pages viewed, referring URLs, and general location (via cookies, pixels, and similar tech).
  • Marketing preferences: newsletter opt-ins, engagement.
  • User content: reviews, survey responses, social media interactions.

Sources of Information

  • Directly from you (checkout, forms, email).
  • Automatically via cookies/Google Analytics.
  • From service providers my business works with (fraud prevention, shipping, payment, marketing).

How I Use Your Information

  • Provide and fulfill orders, returns, and customer support.
  • Process payments and prevent fraud.
  • Operate, secure, and improve my website and products.
  • Send transactional messages (order/shipping updates).
  • Send marketing communications with your consent or as permitted by law (you can opt out anytime).
  • Comply with legal obligations and enforce my terms.

Sharing Your Information

  • Service providers/”processors”: payment processors, ecommerce/hosting platform, shipping carriers and logistics, email/SMS and marketing tools, customer support, analytics, and fraud prevention partners.
  • Advertising and analytics partners for measurement and (where permitted) targeted ads.
  • Legal and safety: to comply with law, respond to lawful requests, or protect rights.
  • Business transfers: in connection with a merger, sale, or similar event involving Seriously Dorky.

My business does not sell your personal information for money. I may “share” identifiers and internet activity with advertising partners for cross-context behavioral/targeted advertising where allowed; you can opt out (see “Your Privacy Choices and Rights”).

Cookies and Tracking Technologies

My business uses cookies, pixels, and similar technologies for site functionality, analytics, and advertising on Google, Meta, and TikTok.

Manage cookies via your browser settings and my site’s cookie banner. You can also opt out of interest-based ads via: optout.aboutads.info and optout.networkadvertising.org (choices may not affect all partners).

Data Retention

I keep personal information only as long as needed for the purposes above, including tax, accounting, and legal obligations. Typical periods: orders and invoices for up to 7 years; marketing data until you opt out or it is no longer useful.

Security

My business uses administrative, technical, and physical safeguards appropriate to the risk. No method of transmission or storage is 100% secure.

Children’s Privacy

My site is not intended for children under 13. I do not knowingly collect personal information from children under 13. If I learn that I have, I will delete it.

Your Privacy Choices and Rights

  • Email marketing: unsubscribe via the link in emails or contact me.
  • Cookies/ads: use the controls listed above and my site banner. Some browsers offer Global Privacy Control (GPC); I honor it where required.
  • Access/Correct/Delete: request a copy, correction, or deletion of your personal information.
  • Opt out of “sale”/”sharing”/targeted advertising: request that my business stop sharing data with ad partners for cross-context behavioral advertising.
  • Non-discrimination: I will not discriminate against you for exercising your privacy rights.

To exercise your rights, email info@seriouslydorky.com with your name, email, and request. I may need to verify your identity. You may authorize an agent as permitted by law.

State and International Notices

California (CPRA) and similar state laws (CO, CT, VA, UT, etc.): you may have rights to know, access, correct, delete, and port your data, and to opt out of targeted ads/sharing. Use the “Your Privacy Choices and Rights” process above.

Nevada: my business does not sell covered information, but you may submit a sale opt-out request via email.

EU/UK/EEA residents (if you shop with me): lawful bases include contract (to fulfill your order), legitimate interests (security, improvement, marketing where permitted), consent (where required), and legal obligation. Your rights include access, rectification, erasure, restriction, objection, portability, and complaint to a supervisory authority. Data may be transferred to the U.S.; my business uses appropriate safeguards (e.g., SCCs) with processors where applicable.

Do Not Track

Seriously Dorky’s website does not currently respond to browser Do Not Track signals. Global Privacy Control (GPC) signals are honored where required by law.

Third-Party Links

My site may contain links to third-party websites, plugins, apps, or services that I don’t own or control, such as social media platforms, payment processors, shipping carriers, or affiliate partners. This privacy policy only covers how I collect, use, and protect information here on Seriously Dorky’s website.

Once you click through to a third-party site, that site’s own privacy policy and terms govern how they handle your information, not mine. I encourage you to review the privacy policies of any third-party sites you visit, since I have no control over and take no responsibility for their content, security practices, or how they use your data.

If you notice a broken or suspicious third-party link on my site, feel free to reach out through my contact page so I can look into it.

Changes to This Policy

I may update or revise this Privacy Policy from time to time to reflect changes in my business practices, the tools and services I use, or applicable laws and regulations. Whenever I make changes, I’ll post the updated policy on this page along with a new “effective date” at the top so you can see when it was last revised.

I encourage you to check back periodically to stay informed about how I’m protecting your information. Your continued use of Seriously Dorky’s website after any changes are posted means you accept the updated policy.

If a change is significant enough that it affects how your personal information is used, I’ll do my best to make that update clearly noticeable.

Contact Me

Questions or requests: info@seriouslydorky.com

Mailing address: Seriously Dorky LLC, 209 N. Bridge St., Suite 4, Elkin, NC 28621

Effective Date: 01/05/2026