Bob's Burgers Stickers
for everyone who thinks the belcher family gets them.
professional dork, sticker enthusiast, and a woman who is always fully caffeinated because decaf is a personal attack.
Let's rewind. This whole thing started because I wanted to make things that make people laugh. I can't draw — like, at all, ask anyone, it's tragic — so I either scheme up the designs myself in my own weird brain or team up with genuinely talented artists who can turn my chaotic ideas into something you'd actually want to slap on your water bottle. Either way, there's a very specific kind of giddy, cackling joy that happens when a dumb idea becomes a real product, and honestly? That joy is the whole business plan. There isn't a spreadsheet. There's just vibes and a strong belief that funny stickers make the world slightly more bearable.
When I'm not elbow-deep in designs, I'm doing extremely important things like refreshing my email for my Hogwarts letter (still coming, I refuse to accept otherwise), rewatching Bob's Burgers for what is genuinely an unhinged number of times, and asking way too many follow-up questions about your zodiac sign. I'm not an astrology expert. I will not read your chart. But tell me you're a Scorpio and watch me lean in like you're about to reveal state secrets.
Here's the part that's a little less "ha ha" and a little more real: I've collected enough life trauma along the way to open my own gift shop of emotional baggage. So instead of letting it just sit there being heavy, I turned some of it into mental health awareness stickers — the kind that let you laugh through the hard stuff instead of just white-knuckling your way through it. Every single order — whether it's one sticker or a hundred — gets packed with the same ridiculous amount of care and the same big dumb smile on my face. You are not a number to me. You are a person who is about to receive stickers, and that is exciting.
Here's the truth I want you to walk away with: I am terrified of sharks. Genuinely, deeply, irrationally terrified. And starting this shop felt like jumping straight into the deep, dark, shark-infested ocean anyway — no floaties, no life jacket, just me, a bunch of designs, and a wildly optimistic attitude. If you've got an idea you've been sitting on because you're scared no one will like it, or buy it, or "get" it — I promise you, I get it. I was scared too. I'm still scared. I just decided the stickers were worth the swim.
So welcome to the shop. Grab a sticker, laugh a little, and if you've been thinking about starting your own weird, dorky thing — consider this your permission slip. The water's fine. Probably. I wouldn't know, I'm still swimming as fast as I can.
whether it's your laptop, water bottle, journal, kindle, phone case, gaming setup, or anything you use every day — every blank surface is just waiting for a little personality.
...every blank surface is just waiting for a little personality. — carolina
these are the things i can't stop making stickers about. if you're into any of them too, we're probably going to get along just fine.
for everyone who thinks the belcher family gets them.
say the thing you've been thinking. just stick it somewhere.
mischief managed. stickers acquired.
loud, proud, and sticking around.
emotionally unavailable. aesthetically thriving.
the cards said yes. we made the sticker.
the stars said buy stickers. who are you to argue.
built to survive coffee spills, backpack abuse, and everyday chaos.
rain? coffee? emotional tears? we’re good.
stays loud long after your latest obsession changes.
strong adhesive for every surface that needs some love.
every sticker starts with a weird idea. sometimes it's a joke, sometimes it's a fandom, and sometimes it's something i just can't stop thinking about.
then it becomes something you can laugh at, relate to, and stick almost anywhere.
funny thought, random meme, or one of those ideas i just couldn't let go of.
i dream up the idea or work with talented artists to bring it to life.
order hundreds of stickers and impatiently wait for them to arrive.
admire the stickers, post the crap out of them, and excitedly wait for orders.
carefully packed by me and shipped off to their forever home.
every review honestly makes my day. here's what some seriously dorky customers had to say.
the quality is way better than i expected. the colors are vibrant, the matte finish looks premium, and it stuck perfectly to my laptop. already planning my next order.
bought a few for my best friend and ended up keeping half of them for myself. they are funny, unique, and feel super durable. shipping was quick too!
finally found stickers that actually match my personality. i have had one on my water bottle for weeks and it still looks brand new. highly recommend!
this was my second purchase and the quality has been consistent every time. the designs are hilarious and the packaging is awesome too.
i have had mine on my stanley cup for over a month. it has been washed countless times and still looks brand new. super impressed.
the vinyl feels thick, the adhesive is strong, and the finish is beautiful. you can tell a lot of care goes into making these.
the print quality is insanely sharp and the colors pop. these do not feel like cheap stickers at all. they actually feel premium.