Your Privacy Matters (No Weird Stuff, Promise)
I know privacy policies usually feel like a snooze fest, but this one is actually important. This Privacy Policy explains how my website collects, uses, and shares your personal information when you visit or make a purchase from seriouslydorky.com (the “Site”).
The simple version: my website only collects the information needed to keep your shopping experience smooth, secure, and stress-free. Whether you’re picking out your next favorite sticker or just browsing around, this page explains what information is collected, why it’s needed, and how your data is kept safe while you enjoy your seriously awesome stickers.
Who I Am
I’m Carolina, and my business, Seriously Dorky LLC (“I,” “me,” “my”), is who you’re trusting with your information.
Address: 209 N. Bridge St., Suite 4, Elkin, NC 28621, USA
Email: info@seriouslydorky.com
Website: https://seriouslydorky.com/
Scope
This policy explains how my business collects, uses, discloses, and protects your personal information when you visit my website, place orders, or interact with me.
Information My Business Website Collects:
- Identifiers and contact: name, email, phone, billing/shipping address.
- Order and support: purchased items, order notes, returns, messages.
- Payment info: processed by payment processors (e.g., Visa, Mastercard, American Express, Discover, Google Pay, Apple Pay). I do not store full card numbers.
- Device and usage: IP address, browser, device type, pages viewed, referring URLs, and general location (via cookies, pixels, and similar tech).
- Marketing preferences: newsletter opt-ins, engagement.
- User content: reviews, survey responses, social media interactions.
Sources of Information
- Directly from you (checkout, forms, email).
- Automatically via cookies/Google Analytics.
- From service providers my business works with (fraud prevention, shipping, payment, marketing).
How I Use Your Information
- Provide and fulfill orders, returns, and customer support.
- Process payments and prevent fraud.
- Operate, secure, and improve my website and products.
- Send transactional messages (order/shipping updates).
- Send marketing communications with your consent or as permitted by law (you can opt out anytime).
- Comply with legal obligations and enforce my terms.
Sharing Your Information
- Service providers/”processors”: payment processors, ecommerce/hosting platform, shipping carriers and logistics, email/SMS and marketing tools, customer support, analytics, and fraud prevention partners.
- Advertising and analytics partners for measurement and (where permitted) targeted ads.
- Legal and safety: to comply with law, respond to lawful requests, or protect rights.
- Business transfers: in connection with a merger, sale, or similar event involving Seriously Dorky.
My business does not sell your personal information for money. I may “share” identifiers and internet activity with advertising partners for cross-context behavioral/targeted advertising where allowed; you can opt out (see “Your Privacy Choices and Rights”).
Cookies and Tracking Technologies
My business uses cookies, pixels, and similar technologies for site functionality, analytics, and advertising on Google, Meta, and TikTok.
Manage cookies via your browser settings and my site’s cookie banner. You can also opt out of interest-based ads via: optout.aboutads.info and optout.networkadvertising.org (choices may not affect all partners).
Data Retention
I keep personal information only as long as needed for the purposes above, including tax, accounting, and legal obligations. Typical periods: orders and invoices for up to 7 years; marketing data until you opt out or it is no longer useful.
Security
My business uses administrative, technical, and physical safeguards appropriate to the risk. No method of transmission or storage is 100% secure.
Children’s Privacy
My site is not intended for children under 13. I do not knowingly collect personal information from children under 13. If I learn that I have, I will delete it.
Your Privacy Choices and Rights
- Email marketing: unsubscribe via the link in emails or contact me.
- Cookies/ads: use the controls listed above and my site banner. Some browsers offer Global Privacy Control (GPC); I honor it where required.
- Access/Correct/Delete: request a copy, correction, or deletion of your personal information.
- Opt out of “sale”/”sharing”/targeted advertising: request that my business stop sharing data with ad partners for cross-context behavioral advertising.
- Non-discrimination: I will not discriminate against you for exercising your privacy rights.
To exercise your rights, email info@seriouslydorky.com with your name, email, and request. I may need to verify your identity. You may authorize an agent as permitted by law.
State and International Notices
California (CPRA) and similar state laws (CO, CT, VA, UT, etc.): you may have rights to know, access, correct, delete, and port your data, and to opt out of targeted ads/sharing. Use the “Your Privacy Choices and Rights” process above.
Nevada: my business does not sell covered information, but you may submit a sale opt-out request via email.
EU/UK/EEA residents (if you shop with me): lawful bases include contract (to fulfill your order), legitimate interests (security, improvement, marketing where permitted), consent (where required), and legal obligation. Your rights include access, rectification, erasure, restriction, objection, portability, and complaint to a supervisory authority. Data may be transferred to the U.S.; my business uses appropriate safeguards (e.g., SCCs) with processors where applicable.
Do Not Track
Seriously Dorky’s website does not currently respond to browser Do Not Track signals. Global Privacy Control (GPC) signals are honored where required by law.
Third-Party Links
My site may contain links to third-party websites, plugins, apps, or services that I don’t own or control, such as social media platforms, payment processors, shipping carriers, or affiliate partners. This privacy policy only covers how I collect, use, and protect information here on Seriously Dorky’s website.
Once you click through to a third-party site, that site’s own privacy policy and terms govern how they handle your information, not mine. I encourage you to review the privacy policies of any third-party sites you visit, since I have no control over and take no responsibility for their content, security practices, or how they use your data.
If you notice a broken or suspicious third-party link on my site, feel free to reach out through my contact page so I can look into it.
Changes to This Policy
I may update or revise this Privacy Policy from time to time to reflect changes in my business practices, the tools and services I use, or applicable laws and regulations. Whenever I make changes, I’ll post the updated policy on this page along with a new “effective date” at the top so you can see when it was last revised.
I encourage you to check back periodically to stay informed about how I’m protecting your information. Your continued use of Seriously Dorky’s website after any changes are posted means you accept the updated policy.
If a change is significant enough that it affects how your personal information is used, I’ll do my best to make that update clearly noticeable.
Contact Me
Questions or requests: info@seriouslydorky.com
Mailing address: Seriously Dorky LLC, 209 N. Bridge St., Suite 4, Elkin, NC 28621
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Effective Date: 01/05/2026