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I Can’t Exist Today Lazy Unicorn Sticker

Feeling done with everything? This “I Can’t Exist Today” Lazy Unicorn sticker captures the ultimate mood. Featuring a tired, unbothered unicorn sprawled flat with pastel rainbow details and deadpan eyes, this sticker is perfect for those low-energy, zero-motivation days. Stick it on your laptop, water bottle, planner, or anywhere you want to broadcast your need for a mental timeout. A funny, relatable gift for introverts, students, and overworked adults alike.

  • All stickers are made with high-quality matte vinyl sticker paper and then laminated to make stickers waterproof.
  • To help your sticker last longer, clean the area with a rubbing alcohol pad and then let it dry completely.
  • If placed on a water bottle, please wash the sticker carefully and scrub with a sponge. Hand washing your sticker is preferred! My stickers are listed as waterproof, but please take care of your sticker; I want them to last you as long as possible!

Brief Description of my stickers!

  • Laminated matte vinyl stickers
  • Thick 3 mil sticker paper
  • Waterproof (be kind to your sticker so it can last longer)
  • Removable but not reusable
  • Removes with little to no residue (anything left behind can be removed with rubbing alcohol)

Sublimation Printer Transfer

I use sublimation paper because it leaves the best quality image on clothes, and it also lasts longer than other transfer types. Please be advised that the colors of the image may appear differently on the t-shirt due to the transfer process.

Refunds/exchanges

Due to items being made to order, all sales are final, with no returns/exchanges. If you are unhappy with your purchase, please message me so I can resolve the issue! Double Check your address before placing the order. No cancellations or address change after the order was fulfilled.

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