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zodiac celestial .

less clutter. more personality. shop water-resistant celestial zodiac vinyl stickers featuring minimalist astrology designs made for every zodiac sign and every aesthetic.

aquarius celestial

$ 4.00
Aquarius Celestial

Visionary

Independent, innovative, and always thinking far beyond the ordinary.

aries celestial

$ 4.00
Aries Celestial

Fearless

Charging ahead with passion, confidence, and unstoppable determination.

cancer celestial

$ 4.00
Cancer Celestial

Intuitive

Deeply emotional, fiercely protective, and guided by the heart.

capricorn celestial

$ 4.00
Capricorn Celestial

Ambitious

Driven, disciplined, and always focused on the bigger picture.

gemini celestial

$ 4.00
Gemini Celestial

Versatile

Curious, adaptable, and always ready for the next adventure.

leo celestial

$ 4.00
Leo Celestial

Radiant

Bold, magnetic, and impossible to ignore wherever they go.

libra celestial

$ 4.00
Libra Celestial

Balanced

Seeking harmony, beauty, and balance in everything they do.

pisces celestial

$ 4.00
Pisces Celestial

Dreamy

Imaginative, compassionate, and deeply connected to emotions and intuition.

sagittarius celestial

$ 4.00
Sagittarius Celestial

Adventurous

Chasing freedom, new experiences, and stories worth telling.

scorpio celestial

$ 4.00
Scorpio Celestial

Intense

Mysterious, passionate, and never afraid to feel deeply.

taurus celestial

$ 4.00
Taurus Celestial

Grounded

Finding strength in stability while embracing life's simple pleasures.

virgo celestial

$ 4.00
Virgo Celestial

Meticulous

Thoughtful, practical, and always paying attention to the details.

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zodiac celestial stickers for every astrology aesthetic

if your style leans clean, minimal, and effortlessly cool, you're in the right place.

my celestial zodiac stickers combine contemporary design with timeless astrology, creating sleek vinyl stickers inspired by all 12 zodiac signs. simple lines, balanced layouts, and subtle celestial details make these designs perfect for anyone who loves astrology without the extra noise.

whether you're customizing your laptop, water bottle, kindle, journal, phone case, planner, or workspace, these stickers add personality while keeping your aesthetic clean.

Modern design meets premium quality.

  • premium water-resistant vinyl: durable enough for everyday use with vibrant colors that stay looking fresh.
  • minimal astrology artwork: clean, contemporary designs inspired by every zodiac sign without feeling over designed.
  • a thoughtful gift for astrology lovers: perfect for birthdays, holidays, graduation gifts, or anyone who appreciates modern design and zodiac aesthetics.

zodiac celestial stickers take classic astrology and give it a fresh, minimalist update.

instead of busy illustrations, these designs focus on clean typography, refined celestial elements, balanced composition, and understated zodiac symbolism. they're made for people who love astrology but also appreciate simple, elevated design.

whether you're an adventurous sagittarius, ambitious capricorn, fearless aries, loyal taurus, expressive gemini, caring cancer, confident leo, detail-oriented virgo, balanced libra, mysterious scorpio, original aquarius, or intuitive pisces, you'll find a design that fits your style.

if you're searching for zodiac celestial stickers, minimalist astrology stickers, aesthetic horoscope stickers, zodiac vinyl stickers, or celestial stickers, this collection delivers timeless designs you'll actually want to use every day.

my zodiac celestial vinyl stickers are made to elevate your everyday essentials.

perfect for:

  • laptops and tablets
  • water bottles and tumblers
  • kindle covers and phone cases
  • journals, planners, and notebooks
  • mirrors, desks, and lockers
  • cars, travel mugs, and travel gear
  • scrapbooks and creative DIY projects

made with premium water-resistant vinyl that looks great whether you're working, studying, travelling, or creating.

these designs are made for people who love clean aesthetics, subtle self-expression, and modern celestial style.

whether you're looking for understated zodiac symbols, minimalist horoscope art, elegant typography, or contemporary astrology-inspired designs, this collection keeps things simple without losing personality.

looking for zodiac celestial laptop stickers, minimalist astrology stickers, zodiac water bottle stickers, or aesthetic horoscope gifts? you've found your new favorites.

seriously dorky stickers balance personality with design, so style and self-expression never have to compete.

every seriously dorky sticker is:

  • made with premium vinyl
  • weatherproof, able to hold up against wind, rain, and sunlight
  • finished with a protective laminate for extra resistance to fading, scratching, tearing, oil, and water
  • printed with vibrant colors that stay fade-resistant for 1 to 3 years outdoors
  • created using original astrology-inspired artwork
  • designed for everyday personalization and gifting

durability depends on where they're placed, how they're cared for, and the weather they're exposed to, but stored indoors at around 70°f with 50% humidity, these stickers last indefinitely. they can even go through the dishwasher safely.

whether building a dream sticker collection or searching for the perfect astrology-inspired gift, these celestial zodiac stickers are designed to fit any style today and still look great tomorrow.

show off your zodiac sign with clean, contemporary designs that never go out of style.

explore the complete collection of zodiac celestial stickers featuring all zodiac signs and discover minimalist astrology vinyl stickers made for your laptop, water bottle, journal, phone case, and everything in between.

water-resistant

premium matte laminate keeps it rain-safe and peel-free.

stuck for good

permanent adhesive that won't lift, peel or budge.

great gift

perfect for every zodiac-obsessed bestie.

vivid colors

bright, vibrant colors made to last.

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Privacy Policy.

Your Privacy Matters (No Weird Stuff, Promise)

I know privacy policies usually feel like a snooze fest, but this one is actually important. This Privacy Policy explains how my website collects, uses, and shares your personal information when you visit or make a purchase from seriouslydorky.com (the “Site”).

The simple version: my website only collects the information needed to keep your shopping experience smooth, secure, and stress-free. Whether you’re picking out your next favorite sticker or just browsing around, this page explains what information is collected, why it’s needed, and how your data is kept safe while you enjoy your seriously awesome stickers.

Who I Am

I’m Carolina, and my business, Seriously Dorky LLC (“I,” “me,” “my”), is who you’re trusting with your information.

Address: 209 N. Bridge St., Suite 4, Elkin, NC 28621, USA

Email: info@seriouslydorky.com

Website: https://seriouslydorky.com/

Scope

This policy explains how my business collects, uses, discloses, and protects your personal information when you visit my website, place orders, or interact with me.

Information My Business Website Collects:

  • Identifiers and contact: name, email, phone, billing/shipping address.
  • Order and support: purchased items, order notes, returns, messages.
  • Payment info: processed by payment processors (e.g., Visa, Mastercard, American Express, Discover, Google Pay, Apple Pay). I do not store full card numbers.
  • Device and usage: IP address, browser, device type, pages viewed, referring URLs, and general location (via cookies, pixels, and similar tech).
  • Marketing preferences: newsletter opt-ins, engagement.
  • User content: reviews, survey responses, social media interactions.

Sources of Information

  • Directly from you (checkout, forms, email).
  • Automatically via cookies/Google Analytics.
  • From service providers my business works with (fraud prevention, shipping, payment, marketing).

How I Use Your Information

  • Provide and fulfill orders, returns, and customer support.
  • Process payments and prevent fraud.
  • Operate, secure, and improve my website and products.
  • Send transactional messages (order/shipping updates).
  • Send marketing communications with your consent or as permitted by law (you can opt out anytime).
  • Comply with legal obligations and enforce my terms.

Sharing Your Information

  • Service providers/”processors”: payment processors, ecommerce/hosting platform, shipping carriers and logistics, email/SMS and marketing tools, customer support, analytics, and fraud prevention partners.
  • Advertising and analytics partners for measurement and (where permitted) targeted ads.
  • Legal and safety: to comply with law, respond to lawful requests, or protect rights.
  • Business transfers: in connection with a merger, sale, or similar event involving Seriously Dorky.

My business does not sell your personal information for money. I may “share” identifiers and internet activity with advertising partners for cross-context behavioral/targeted advertising where allowed; you can opt out (see “Your Privacy Choices and Rights”).

Cookies and Tracking Technologies

My business uses cookies, pixels, and similar technologies for site functionality, analytics, and advertising on Google, Meta, and TikTok.

Manage cookies via your browser settings and my site’s cookie banner. You can also opt out of interest-based ads via: optout.aboutads.info and optout.networkadvertising.org (choices may not affect all partners).

Data Retention

I keep personal information only as long as needed for the purposes above, including tax, accounting, and legal obligations. Typical periods: orders and invoices for up to 7 years; marketing data until you opt out or it is no longer useful.

Security

My business uses administrative, technical, and physical safeguards appropriate to the risk. No method of transmission or storage is 100% secure.

Children’s Privacy

My site is not intended for children under 13. I do not knowingly collect personal information from children under 13. If I learn that I have, I will delete it.

Your Privacy Choices and Rights

  • Email marketing: unsubscribe via the link in emails or contact me.
  • Cookies/ads: use the controls listed above and my site banner. Some browsers offer Global Privacy Control (GPC); I honor it where required.
  • Access/Correct/Delete: request a copy, correction, or deletion of your personal information.
  • Opt out of “sale”/”sharing”/targeted advertising: request that my business stop sharing data with ad partners for cross-context behavioral advertising.
  • Non-discrimination: I will not discriminate against you for exercising your privacy rights.

To exercise your rights, email info@seriouslydorky.com with your name, email, and request. I may need to verify your identity. You may authorize an agent as permitted by law.

State and International Notices

California (CPRA) and similar state laws (CO, CT, VA, UT, etc.): you may have rights to know, access, correct, delete, and port your data, and to opt out of targeted ads/sharing. Use the “Your Privacy Choices and Rights” process above.

Nevada: my business does not sell covered information, but you may submit a sale opt-out request via email.

EU/UK/EEA residents (if you shop with me): lawful bases include contract (to fulfill your order), legitimate interests (security, improvement, marketing where permitted), consent (where required), and legal obligation. Your rights include access, rectification, erasure, restriction, objection, portability, and complaint to a supervisory authority. Data may be transferred to the U.S.; my business uses appropriate safeguards (e.g., SCCs) with processors where applicable.

Do Not Track

Seriously Dorky’s website does not currently respond to browser Do Not Track signals. Global Privacy Control (GPC) signals are honored where required by law.

Third-Party Links

My site may contain links to third-party websites, plugins, apps, or services that I don’t own or control, such as social media platforms, payment processors, shipping carriers, or affiliate partners. This privacy policy only covers how I collect, use, and protect information here on Seriously Dorky’s website.

Once you click through to a third-party site, that site’s own privacy policy and terms govern how they handle your information, not mine. I encourage you to review the privacy policies of any third-party sites you visit, since I have no control over and take no responsibility for their content, security practices, or how they use your data.

If you notice a broken or suspicious third-party link on my site, feel free to reach out through my contact page so I can look into it.

Changes to This Policy

I may update or revise this Privacy Policy from time to time to reflect changes in my business practices, the tools and services I use, or applicable laws and regulations. Whenever I make changes, I’ll post the updated policy on this page along with a new “effective date” at the top so you can see when it was last revised.

I encourage you to check back periodically to stay informed about how I’m protecting your information. Your continued use of Seriously Dorky’s website after any changes are posted means you accept the updated policy.

If a change is significant enough that it affects how your personal information is used, I’ll do my best to make that update clearly noticeable.

Contact Me

Questions or requests: info@seriouslydorky.com

Mailing address: Seriously Dorky LLC, 209 N. Bridge St., Suite 4, Elkin, NC 28621

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Effective Date: 01/05/2026