Seriously Dorky LLC Privacy Policy

Effective Date: 01/05/2026

This Privacy Policy explains how your personal information is collected, used, and shared when you visit or make a purchase from seriouslydorky.com (the “Site”).

Who We Are

• Seriously Dorky LLC (“we,” “us,” “our”)
• Address: 209 N. Bridge St., Suite 4, Elkin, NC 28621, USA
• Email: info@seriouslydorky.com
• Website:https://seriouslydorky.com/

Scope

This policy explains how we collect, use, disclose, and protect personal information when you visit our website, place orders, or interact with us.

Information We Collect

• Identifiers and contact: name, email, phone, billing/shipping address.
• Order and support: purchased items, order notes, returns, messages.
• Payment info: processed by our payment processors (e.g., Visa, Master, American Express, Discover Cards, Google Pay, Apple Pay, Klarna, Alipay, Affirm, Cash Afterpay). We do not store full card numbers.
• Device and usage: IP address, browser, device type, pages viewed, referring URLs, and general location (via cookies, pixels, and similar tech).
• Marketing preferences: newsletter opt-ins, engagement.
• User content: reviews, survey responses, social media interactions.

Sources of Information

• Directly from you (checkout, forms, email).
• Automatically via cookies/Google analytics.
• From service providers (fraud prevention, shipping, payment, marketing).

How We Use Your Information

• Provide and fulfil orders, returns, and customer support.
• Process payments and prevent fraud.
• Operate, secure, and improve our website and products.
• Send transactional messages (order/shipping updates).
• Send marketing communications with your consent or as permitted by law (you can opt out anytime).
• Comply with legal obligations and enforce our terms.

Sharing Your Information

•  Service providers/“processors”: payment processors, ecommerce/hosting platform, shipping carriers and logistics, email/SMS and marketing tools, customer support, analytics, and fraud prevention partners.
• Advertising and analytics partners for measurement and (where permitted) targeted ads.
• Legal and safety: to comply with law, respond to lawful requests, or protect rights.
• Business transfers: in connection with a merger, sale, or similar event.
• We do not sell your personal information for money. We may “share” identifiers and internet activity with advertising partners for cross-context behavioral/targeted advertising where allowed; you can opt out (see “Your privacy choices”).

Cookies and Tracking Technologies

• We use cookies, pixels, and similar technologies for site functionality, analytics, and advertising on Google, Meta, and TikTok.
• Manage cookies via your browser settings and site cookie banner. You can also opt out of interest-based ads via: optout.aboutads.info and optout.networkadvertising.org (choices may not affect all partners).

Data Retention

• We keep personal information only as long as needed for the purposes above, including tax, accounting, and legal obligations. Typical periods: orders and invoices for up to 7 years; marketing data until you opt out or it is no longer useful.

Security

• We use administrative, technical, and physical safeguards appropriate to the risk. No method of transmission or storage is 100% secure.

Children’s Privacy

• Our site is not intended for children under 13. We do not knowingly collect personal information from children under 13. If we learn what we have, we will delete it.

Your privacy choices and rights

•  Email marketing: unsubscribe via the link in emails or contact us.
• Cookies/ads: use the controls listed above and our site banner. Some browsers offer Global Privacy Control (GPC); we honor it where required.
• Access/Correct/Delete: request a copy, correction, or deletion of your personal information.
• Opt out of “sale”/“sharing”/targeted advertising: request that we stop sharing data with ad partners for cross-context behavioral advertising.
• Non-discrimination: we will not discriminate for exercising privacy rights.
• To exercise rights, email info@seriouslydorky.com with your name, email, and request. We may need to verify your identity. You may authorize an agent as permitted by law.

State and international notices

•  California (CPRA) and similar state laws (CO, CT, VA, UT, etc.): you may have rights to know, access, correct, delete, portability, and opt out of targeted ads/sharing. Use the “Your privacy choices and rights” process.
• Nevada: we do not sell covered information, but you may submit a sale opt-out request via email.
• EU/UK/EEA residents (if you shop with us): lawful bases include contract (to fulfill your order), legitimate interests (security, improvement, marketing where permitted), consent (where required), and legal obligation. Your rights include access, rectification, erasure, restriction, objection, portability, and complaint to a supervisory authority. Data may be transferred to the U.S.; we use appropriate safeguards (e.g., SCCs) with processors where applicable.

Do Not Track

•  We do not currently respond to browser Do Not Track signals. We honor GPC where required.

Third-party links

• Our site may link to third-party sites and services we do not control. Their privacy practices apply.

Changes to this policy

• We may update this policy from time to time. We will post the updated date and, if changes are material, provide additional notice as required.

Changes to This Policy

• We may update this Privacy Policy periodically. Any changes will be posted with an updated effective date.

Contact us

• Questions or requests: info@seriouslydorky.com
• Mailing address: Seriously Dorky LLC, 209 N. Bridge St., Suite 4, Elkin, NC 28621