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Choose Your Chaos.

express yourself stickers.

say more with stickers designed for individuality, creativity, and unapologetic self-expression.

book slut

$ 4.00
Book Slut

Bookish

Collecting fictional crushes and unfinished reading lists since forever.

curvy woman dancing color

$ 4.00
Curvy woman dancing Color

Confident

Moving through life boldly, beautifully, and completely on your own terms.

dino abduction

$ 4.00
Dino abduction

Absurd

Even dinosaurs aren't safe from the universe's weirdest mysteries.

extrovert

$ 4.00
Extrovert

Outgoing

Energized by people, conversations, and every opportunity to connect.

galaxy in your hands

$ 4.00
Galaxy in your hands

Cosmic

Holding infinite possibilities, wonder, and mystery in your hands.

i need a nap

$ 4.00
I need a nap

Exhausted

Running low on energy, patience, motivation, and basically everything.

i'm not for everyone

$ 4.00
I'm not for everyone

Unapologetic

Not everyone will get you, and that's completely okay.

injustice mlk quote

$ 4.00
Injustice MLK quote

Principled

Standing up for what's right, even when it's difficult.

introvert

$ 4.00
Introvert

Reserved

Recharging in solitude while everyone else searches for attention.

killer chick

$ 4.00
Killer chick

Mischievous

Cute on the outside, absolutely unhinged on the inside.

me? sarcastic? never!

$ 4.00
Me? Sarcastic? Never!

Witty

Fluent in sarcasm and somehow still everyone's favorite person.

professional overthinker

$ 4.00
Professional Overthinker

Analytical

Turning every simple decision into a full mental investigation.

seductive lip

$ 4.00
Seductive lip

Seductive

A little mystery, a little attitude, and endless cosmic energy.

shit show ticket

$ 4.00
Shit show ticket

Chaotic

Front row seats to the mess, confusion, and unexpected drama.

sloth nope

$ 4.00
Sloth nope

Unavailable

Respectfully declining participation in whatever chaos is happening.

sour bitch

$ 4.00
Sour bitch

Feisty

Sweet enough to smile, sharp enough to keep you guessing.

stay weird

$ 4.00
Stay weird

Authentic

The right people will love you for being different.

unicorn born this way

$ 4.00
Unicorn born this way

Authentic

Be yourself unapologetically, the world needs your unique magic.

unicorn i can't exsist today

$ 4.00
Unicorn I can't exsist today

Burnout

Mentally checked out, physically present, and surviving on pure vibes.

unicorn middle finger

$ 4.00
Unicorn middle finger

Unbothered

Sparkly, magical, and completely done with everyone's nonsense.

sticker drop

express yourself stickers for your main character vibe

your accessories should have a personality too. our express yourself stickers are made for people who want their laptop, water bottle, kindle cover, phone case, journal, or workspace to feel uniquely them.

whether your vibe is bold, sarcastic, chaotic, aesthetic, confident, or delightfully weird, these stickers help turn everyday items into tiny personality billboards. because being yourself should never look basic.

  • premium vinyl quality: durable, waterproof, and fade-resistant stickers built for everyday adventures.
  • big personality designs: from relatable moods to bold statements, every sticker is made to reflect individuality.
  • easy peel and stick: simple to apply and remove without leaving behind sticky residue.
  • made for self-expression: perfect for aesthetic setups, creative accessories, and showing off your vibe.

self-expression is not just about style. it is about showing your mood, humor, energy, confidence, and personality without needing to explain it.

our express yourself stickers capture sarcasm, creativity, chaos, motivation, attitude, and individuality in designs that instantly stand out. whether you are dramatic, playful, emotional, minimal, bold, or unapologetically strange, there is a sticker here that feels made for your exact vibe.

these are not just decorations. they are tiny personality pieces that make your space and accessories feel more personal.

because the best aesthetic is authenticity.

  • laptops and tablets for a workspace that feels less corporate and more you.
  • water bottles and tumblers because hydration deserves personality.
  • kindle covers and phone cases for daily essentials that actually match your vibe.
  • journals, planners, and notebooks to make every page feel a little more expressive.
  • mirrors, desks, and lockers for daily reminders of your unique energy.
  • cars, travel accessories, and creative projects for personality on the go.

at seriously dorky, i believe accessories should feel personal, expressive, and fun. i design stickers for people who love creativity, individuality, and unapologetic self-expression.

  • made with premium-quality vinyl
  • printed with vibrant, long-lasting colors
  • weatherproof and built for everyday use, holding up against wind, rain, and sunlight
  • finished with a permanent adhesive and protective laminate, resistant to fading, scratching, tearing, oil, and water, even dishwasher safe
  • designed with original artwork and trend-forward aesthetics
  • made for expressive personalities and creative minds

i'm obsessed with bold designs, relatable vibes, and turning everyday accessories into something worth showing off.

explore our express yourself stickers and find designs that match your mood, your humor, your aesthetic, and your beautifully chaotic energy.

go ahead. stick your vibe everywhere.

water-resistant

premium matte laminate keeps it rain-safe and peel-free.

stuck for good

permanent adhesive that won't lift, peel or budge.

great gift

a thoughtful gift for every personality.

vivid colors

bright, vibrant colors made to last.

laptops notebooks lockers journals water bottles helmets bags

Privacy Policy.

Your Privacy Matters (No Weird Stuff, Promise)

I know privacy policies usually feel like a snooze fest, but this one is actually important. This Privacy Policy explains how my website collects, uses, and shares your personal information when you visit or make a purchase from seriouslydorky.com (the “Site”).

The simple version: my website only collects the information needed to keep your shopping experience smooth, secure, and stress-free. Whether you’re picking out your next favorite sticker or just browsing around, this page explains what information is collected, why it’s needed, and how your data is kept safe while you enjoy your seriously awesome stickers.

Who I Am

I’m Carolina, and my business, Seriously Dorky LLC (“I,” “me,” “my”), is who you’re trusting with your information.

Address: 209 N. Bridge St., Suite 4, Elkin, NC 28621, USA

Email: info@seriouslydorky.com

Website: https://seriouslydorky.com/

Scope

This policy explains how my business collects, uses, discloses, and protects your personal information when you visit my website, place orders, or interact with me.

Information My Business Website Collects:

  • Identifiers and contact: name, email, phone, billing/shipping address.
  • Order and support: purchased items, order notes, returns, messages.
  • Payment info: processed by payment processors (e.g., Visa, Mastercard, American Express, Discover, Google Pay, Apple Pay). I do not store full card numbers.
  • Device and usage: IP address, browser, device type, pages viewed, referring URLs, and general location (via cookies, pixels, and similar tech).
  • Marketing preferences: newsletter opt-ins, engagement.
  • User content: reviews, survey responses, social media interactions.

Sources of Information

  • Directly from you (checkout, forms, email).
  • Automatically via cookies/Google Analytics.
  • From service providers my business works with (fraud prevention, shipping, payment, marketing).

How I Use Your Information

  • Provide and fulfill orders, returns, and customer support.
  • Process payments and prevent fraud.
  • Operate, secure, and improve my website and products.
  • Send transactional messages (order/shipping updates).
  • Send marketing communications with your consent or as permitted by law (you can opt out anytime).
  • Comply with legal obligations and enforce my terms.

Sharing Your Information

  • Service providers/”processors”: payment processors, ecommerce/hosting platform, shipping carriers and logistics, email/SMS and marketing tools, customer support, analytics, and fraud prevention partners.
  • Advertising and analytics partners for measurement and (where permitted) targeted ads.
  • Legal and safety: to comply with law, respond to lawful requests, or protect rights.
  • Business transfers: in connection with a merger, sale, or similar event involving Seriously Dorky.

My business does not sell your personal information for money. I may “share” identifiers and internet activity with advertising partners for cross-context behavioral/targeted advertising where allowed; you can opt out (see “Your Privacy Choices and Rights”).

Cookies and Tracking Technologies

When you visit Seriously Dorky, you may see a cookie banner asking you to accept or reject cookies. I use cookies, pixels, and similar technologies to help with site functionality, understand how visitors use my website, measure the performance of my website and marketing, and support advertising on platforms such as Google, Meta, and TikTok.

If you click β€œAccept,” you agree to the use of cookies, pixels, and similar technologies. This allows me to track your activity on my website for purposes such as website analytics, understanding user behavior, measuring marketing performance, and advertising.

If you click β€œReject,” cookies, pixels, and similar tracking will not be used to track your activity on my website. Your choice will be respected, and tracking will remain disabled unless you choose to accept cookies later.

You can manage your cookie preferences through my website’s cookie banner or through your browser settings.

Data Retention

I keep personal information only as long as needed for the purposes above, including tax, accounting, and legal obligations. Typical periods: orders and invoices for up to 7 years; marketing data until you opt out or it is no longer useful.

Security

My business uses administrative, technical, and physical safeguards appropriate to the risk. No method of transmission or storage is 100% secure.

Children’s Privacy

My site is not intended for children under 13. I do not knowingly collect personal information from children under 13. If I learn that I have, I will delete it.

Your Privacy Choices and Rights

  • Email marketing: unsubscribe via the link in emails or contact me.
  • Cookies/ads: use the controls listed above and my site banner. Some browsers offer Global Privacy Control (GPC); I honor it where required.
  • Access/Correct/Delete: request a copy, correction, or deletion of your personal information.
  • Opt out of “sale”/”sharing”/targeted advertising: request that my business stop sharing data with ad partners for cross-context behavioral advertising.
  • Non-discrimination: I will not discriminate against you for exercising your privacy rights.

To exercise your rights, email info@seriouslydorky.com with your name, email, and request. I may need to verify your identity. You may authorize an agent as permitted by law.

State and International Notices

California (CPRA) and similar state laws (CO, CT, VA, UT, etc.): you may have rights to know, access, correct, delete, and port your data, and to opt out of targeted ads/sharing. Use the “Your Privacy Choices and Rights” process above.

Nevada: my business does not sell covered information, but you may submit a sale opt-out request via email.

EU/UK/EEA residents (if you shop with me): lawful bases include contract (to fulfill your order), legitimate interests (security, improvement, marketing where permitted), consent (where required), and legal obligation. Your rights include access, rectification, erasure, restriction, objection, portability, and complaint to a supervisory authority. Data may be transferred to the U.S.; my business uses appropriate safeguards (e.g., SCCs) with processors where applicable.

Do Not Track

Seriously Dorky’s website does not currently respond to browser Do Not Track signals. Global Privacy Control (GPC) signals are honored where required by law.

Third-Party Links

My site may contain links to third-party websites, plugins, apps, or services that I don’t own or control, such as social media platforms, payment processors, shipping carriers, or affiliate partners. This privacy policy only covers how I collect, use, and protect information here on Seriously Dorky’s website.

Once you click through to a third-party site, that site’s own privacy policy and terms govern how they handle your information, not mine. I encourage you to review the privacy policies of any third-party sites you visit, since I have no control over and take no responsibility for their content, security practices, or how they use your data.

If you notice a broken or suspicious third-party link on my site, feel free to reach out through my contact page so I can look into it.

Changes to This Policy

I may update or revise this Privacy Policy from time to time to reflect changes in my business practices, the tools and services I use, or applicable laws and regulations. Whenever I make changes, I’ll post the updated policy on this page along with a new “effective date” at the top so you can see when it was last revised.

I encourage you to check back periodically to stay informed about how I’m protecting your information. Your continued use of Seriously Dorky’s website after any changes are posted means you accept the updated policy.

If a change is significant enough that it affects how your personal information is used, I’ll do my best to make that update clearly noticeable.

Contact Me

Questions or requests: info@seriouslydorky.com

Mailing address: Seriously Dorky LLC, 209 N. Bridge St., Suite 4, Elkin, NC 28621

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Effective Date: 01/05/2026
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